Mr Duck Bill Platypus (who drove a shiny omnibus)

Been using this lockdown to continue my writings for kids and kidults. Here is my first offering

Mr Duck Bill Platypus

Used to drive an omnibus,

A big red shiny triple decker,

Mr Duck Bill was a lucky fella.

 

He’d drive the bus around the town

All right and left and up and down

Driving the bus was oh such fun,

He’d drive the bus for everyone

 

He’d drive his bus for the short and the tall

The long and the lanky

The big and the small

He’d drive it for the young and the old,

For the hairy and the bald.

He’d drive through wind and rain and shine

Through snow and hail

And from time to time if the bus got stuck,

Out would pop old Mr Duck

And give it a push, and a heave and jolt,

And kick it to start again with a bolt.

 

Ah, Mr Duck Bill Platypus

He who drove an omnibus,

A big red shiny triple decker,

Mr Duck Bill was a lucky fella.