I wrote a few Christmas cards this year and, as usual, with all cards, the “message” inside never quite echoes my true sentiments, so, I will share with you, the “sentiments” and message I composed for the awfully cheap Christmas cards I sent this year.

Here’s a cheap and crappy card,

To bring you festive cheer.

It’s the same cheap and crappy card

I send you every year.

Wishing you festive frolics

And happy new year fun

All my love to you and yours

For the year to come